Argh!

I'm old. Super old. This is me..
Yeah, I'm sooooo old. In fact, maybe I'm having alzheimers. I don't mean too be ageist or anything, k? Just trying to put a funny spin on a great big blunder. (Hey, Alzheimer's is a condition that has age listed as a risk.)

Anyway, this is silly. I was supposed to collect my A level cert from Jenny on College Day. Before 5pm. And I totally forgot! My my..didn't even realise it until today. I did remember faintly that there was something else to do at the college, but..yeah, but..

*Flush*
Whoops, what was that sound? Ah, that must be my memory, going down the drain like so much refuse..Rats..