Attn: F6-gov uni ppl

This circular is addressed to all the people I know who have gone through the works in Form 6 and are now in public universities. Pleased be informed that there will be what is officially known to foreigners as "indulgence of Malaysian fare", or the title which is bestowed by the powers that be, "consumption of beverages that will cause heart attacks and eating food that have no nutritional value while inadvertantly contributing to the increasing rates of crime and possibly recreational drug usage". I'd rather just call it the yamca session. None of the connotations that accompany the official titles. Not that the official titles are true. In fact they are far from true. But that depends on the company present. Haha..certainly not when I'm around. I'm a good, law-abiding person =P
All persons involved are to liase through Cheese. Absentees will be noted and duly punished. With a "strongly-worded memoranda" that promises, in the event that the first memorandum is ignored, to deliver what is termed as a "strongly-worded memoranda".
Attendance is compulsory.
Unless you are truly, seriously sick. With an MC.

Signed,







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SIGNIUS
Honorary Slacker