Shorts

Shorts:
1. Short film or story
2. Apparel you wear over the lower limbs as a sign of modesty, protection against the elements, or just because








3 bimbos were at the local shopping centre one day and walked past a bedding store.

As if on cue, all 3 look at each other and scream hysterically, "Pillow fight!"












When 2 bone warriors from rival gangs just happened to pop into the same bar to have a pint, guess what happened?

Osteophyte!












Enraged, Bone Man [Boner just sounds ... wrong] screamed at the thief, "Justice will prevail criminal! Take this! Osteoblast!"














One day, a surfer happened upon a blog entry. Not in the ocean, but in the electronic ocean of 1s and 0s. After reading it, the cybersurfer was hyperventilating with reliable witness reports stating that sentences like "What??" and "Rubbish!" were heard. Advanced digital non-analogue techniques revealed part of the entry (reproduced below:)

Everybody has a reaction to shorts. Either they liked it a lot, hated it or just didn't care since the short was either lame, nonsensical, unrelated, uncomfortable, looked idiotic or caused a wedgie. But, there is universal agreement that nobody likes a person with a short fuse, especially if the fuse leads to something interesting like black bowling balls or red sticks. Except perhaps for the person who lit the fuse in the first place.
























There is something else too.























Something that...













...at the moment escapes my memory's feeble clutches.













Goodbye, we'll miss you something else.