Hot As Ice

You know the wonderful feeling you get when you're mountain climbing? Yes, that lovely feeling that no worries, it's all good.


Unfortunately that's not really what's happening if you happen to be at 12,000 feet above sea level. That's more like the hypoxia-induced euphoria that precedes another unfortunate clinical syndrome - death.

Or if you're a perverted idiot that's the hypoxia-induced euphoria you get before you strangle yourself to death.

Not much different really, just a change in scenery. You know, the usual stuff, like "Nature" scenery followed by a really bleak white cold nothingness and then the afterlife in the first compared to "Whereever you plan on strangling yourself" and "horned demons" and "plenty of everlasting suffering" scenery in the latter.

And yes, just another random thing - reminds me of what a friend put on his msn nick - "Are you hot...as ice?"

What a clever oxymoron.