Hungry and sleepy should be studying but what am I doing?

On another note, there's just so many variants of BLATANT spam to "pleasure her all night" or "be a man". And that's not the "do the right thing" sort!

I mean, come on! Whoever in their right mind sends you an email that says "Hey [insert entire email username here] enlarge your man-thing/scare her with your enormous shlong"?! Ok, if your email was something like thecoolestguyintheworld@whatevermail.com you might get a kick out of it the first few times [you egoist!] but if it's ramos79@everydaymail.com it just sounds silly.

Downright silly.

That'd be like shooting off a mail to Bill Gates with a subject that screams "Hey BillGates55". Hardly the sort of thing a business proposal needs.

BUT!

But I like the way the try to jumble up the letters of the words.

Viagra
Ivagra
Vagira
Vigaar
Giavra

Wow! 600 different combinations to play around with (and look silly doing it!)

Way cool =)


EDIT: Now there's this new one! "Get a [professional-sized] pecker!"

Oh my goodness! Hahas! So do they come in sizes? Professionally large pecker, professionally small pecker, wood pecker..

Just wondering, do they come packaged and are batteries included? =p