A Treatise on the General Effects of Demasculinisation or Feminisation of a Male Secondary to Chronic Ingestion of Harmful Levels of Alcohol: Excerpt

"Here the doc is palpating for the breast tissue. See? This confirms that this man has gynaecomastia."

"Man-boobs?"

"We prefer gynaecomastia."

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"And there he is..palpating..the other side? Hmmm..I guess that's to confirm it again.."

"-_-" Yeah, riiight.."