Please Talk In A Lower Register

Wasabi - The Best!

Wasabi, the movie. Simply funny!

PS. Watch out for the end of the clip. The way she pumps it is kinda lol. =)




Subtitles later if anyone really really wants it. Too lazy for now. =p

A Typical Day At Pbl (Or was that Atypical?)

"Ah, so what? He's going to die sooner or later!"

"Erm, statistically speaking, you're wrong. He has a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of living forever."

"Yeah. Right. So you're going to live forever?"

"Me? Well, I'm going to live forever or die trying."

=)

Trick or What?

Why am I here? I should be sleeping. :(

But if anyone out there is interested, this is THE best magic trick! Like seriously! Even if you hate magic tricks, watch it. =)




Or this, if you have different tastes =p

Fart Squelch Poootttt... =p

This Entertainer is pretty entertaining =p

Shh!

The Frozen Throne

Anyone still playing DOTA? Or the Frozen Throne?

How about this?

Yeah..

Welcome Is Sleep, Welcome Still the Time to Sleep

Hoooo! Just had a nice bout of insomnia.

And surprisingly I feel ok. Must be a sign to go church. =p

___________________

All I want for my birthday is more time to mug! And possibly strength, perseverance and focus too. Hehe..


PS.



You know what this means.

[If not, it just means daylight savings is on. I am now 3 hours ahead of the rest of you! Whee!]

I Said to a Schoolgirl

Enjoy! =P

A Treatise on the General Effects of Demasculinisation or Feminisation of a Male Secondary to Chronic Ingestion of Harmful Levels of Alcohol: Excerpt

"Here the doc is palpating for the breast tissue. See? This confirms that this man has gynaecomastia."

"Man-boobs?"

"We prefer gynaecomastia."

____________________________

"And there he is..palpating..the other side? Hmmm..I guess that's to confirm it again.."

"-_-" Yeah, riiight.."

MSS vs MSS ?

Coming up, in the next season of House, MD.




It's a fight to the death! Bring your doublebasses and stethoscopes! Be warned, MRIs, PET scans, Handel finger exercises and recitals will be performed if a diagnosis cannot be found in time..

IA

Wound her and you'd see this rainbow-colored liquid gushing out..

More like brown - all of the colors mixed together..

..yeah, all that ice cream.



- excerpt from ice-cream anonymous -

Easy as ABCD

Heard of F.E.A.R. ?

Should try P.A.N.I.C.S. It's hilarious! =p Just four short clips, and you'll seriously laugh your behind off. =)

Go here to download.

And why did that come up?

Because. It. Is. Hilarious.

And. Because. I. Am. Insomniac. Again.



When management of high blood pressure through lifestyle modifications (eg. diet, exercise, getting enough sleep), administration of the ABCDs should be considered.

ACE inhibitors/ACE receptor antagonists.
Beta blockers.
Calcium channel blockers.
Diuretics.



Ergo, if insomnia is not overcome by attempts to adhere to a strict timetable of waking and sleeping, should the next step be chemical in nature?

Humps

There's a few types of humps in this world.

First there's this:


Then there's this:



Don't forget this:

And finally this:



Oh, don't forget this too:

Free Internet

Wow, free internet! This is so going to be great! =p

Sign up for it here now! Haha, now I can sell off my old modem and stop the subscription. =)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

How does the mouse cursor move around?

Electronically? No way! Here's how it works!

You Know What They Say..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Guess I'll have to hurry up and enjoy those Fuji apples before I graduate.

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? A Partially Scientific Explanation

This is just a funny email I received from [mi-mo-sa] and is not meant to ridicule any religion. Read it with an open mind and enjoy a good laugh from all that rubbish that is written. =)



If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs Heat)?" what would you answer? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one of the student was so "profound" that the porfessor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is if course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student. however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. (Ed: Assuming souls have mass. Which I think there isn't, but that's another metaphysical argument for another day.) I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of such religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number if souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives 2 possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the Temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is
not accepting any more souls and is therefore, exinct......leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"oh my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

OMG!

Never, NEVER accept Peter's invitation to have lunch at his house if he asks you!

I looked at his lunch and it was...

was..

[help me out here, I'm at a loss for words..]

was.. terrible looking. (I'm being polite here =p )

Unless of course it's spaghetti, yao choy [healthy oil-less one at that -_-"] or drunken chicken with certain herbs.

Maybe I'll just go vegetarian whenever there's an invitation from him.

Edit: The fish was not bad. Although he forgot the sugar. And was one of the worst dishes he thought he cooked. But still..Let's stick to the char kway teows =p

Charlie Chaplin All Over Again

Star Wars complete double trilogy on Astro? Haha, who needs that, when you can have

SILENT STAR WARS!



Btw, what's the best cure for missing somebody? Avoiding them is definitely not the way :( [But then again, I'm heavily biased..haha]