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DRABCD

I'm a certified 1st aider! Yay!

So anybody who has cardiac arrest within this coming year please come find me..I get training, you get..your life? Possibly. Maybe. If I still remember what to do.

Lol..

Siao Liao!

Wah, so no link one all the posts here!

You Know What They Say..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Guess I'll have to hurry up and enjoy those Fuji apples before I graduate.

Bo Liao Post of the Day

I love my new hp wallpaper!

Very nice!

Perfect Day is playing now. By Stephanie Sun. Been like decades since I last heard her!

I am very the bo liao now.

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Love.

You love somebody for who he or she is.

Not for their traits or virtues. Those are bonuses.

Parents.

Siblings.

Lovers.

Children.

They are the same. It's like first aid in St. John - no matter what the circumstances, the procedure is the same..DRABCD.

So no matter who they are, the principle is the same.

Love one another as yourself. Love them for who they are.

And you complete me.

Why?

Why?

The ever recurring question of humans.

Indeed, why?

Why me?

Why did this happen to me?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why did you accept me?

Why am I so blessed?

I know not the answers to those questions.

But still, I am grateful.

Thank you. =)

S2

People say love is hard.

They say it causes so much hurt, so much pain.

That it curbs your freedom.

Why have a lover?

Why torture yourself and get into a long distance relationship?

Why limit yourself to one person only while there are so many others?

Hah!

Don't they see that those "hardships" are just pesky little annoyances that help to strengthen our bond?

Don't they ever realise the many joys that love entails?

Don't they know that "freedom" is meaningless if this existence is to be faced alone with no one to share it with?

A lover loves.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

Joys and memories shared with that one special person intensifies it all.

And most importantly, like the sun in the sky, the cycle of life and the sudden freak changes of weather in Melbourne,

loving you comes naturally.

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? A Partially Scientific Explanation

This is just a funny email I received from [mi-mo-sa] and is not meant to ridicule any religion. Read it with an open mind and enjoy a good laugh from all that rubbish that is written. =)



If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs Heat)?" what would you answer? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one of the student was so "profound" that the porfessor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is if course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student. however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. (Ed: Assuming souls have mass. Which I think there isn't, but that's another metaphysical argument for another day.) I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of such religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number if souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives 2 possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the Temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is
not accepting any more souls and is therefore, exinct......leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"oh my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Hot-a Hoochie Mama~!

When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar.

When is autumn not autumn?

When it feels like summer.

When is Christmas really Christmas?

When it happens in your heart.

When will these bo liao questions end?

Now.

Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum!

Me no dum dum?

Me dum dum!

Btw what's that symphony again? Beethoven? Mozart? dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum!

TST..ouch!

From observations and numerous personal trials and tribulations ( lol! ) it has come to light that there are at least two kinds of nurses.

The gentle ones.

And the rough ones.

I wonder if the Mantoux test inflammed area actually underwent much more inflammation from all that skewering from the pen. Yes, like somebody once said in cantonese, "neh, ko ko chap ge yeh."

Anyway, thank God I'm TB free! No more jabs! Except maybe a jab or two coupled with a left hook and right uppercut, followed by a side kick......

Cloths of Heaven for an Angel

He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

Of night and light and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams.

W. B. Yeats

Positive Feedback Part 3

You love me.

Making me love you more.

Which makes you love me more.

Which makes you ever more lovable.

Which goes on and on and on forever.

Wonderful! =)

Positive Feedback Part 2

This is something mentioned by Mr Nicolantonio from Unimelb. Roughly..with a few things added in..

So basically you go to a bar during the weekend.

And you drink.

Not water la, ethanol!

So what does ethanol do to you? It acts as a central nervous depressant.

So what does this mean? Well..

You lose your inhibitions, including social norms and moral values. Or your drinking partner loses hers. Whatever. Not important. (What? Not everybody is a sex fiend..hehe..)

You secrete less of ADH, the hormone that allows you to regain some lost water from the kidneys.

This makes your bladder fill up fast.

Real fast.

So fast that you keep going to the loo/toilet/johns.

So much so that you become dehydrated from all that water loss.

So you think of getting something cool to drink.

Which is, in a bar, more chilled alcohol.

Which further adds to this vicious cycle.

End of story...or is it? Let's consider other things to add to the complexity of this since we are all bo liao inquisitive people. =p

While you're chugging away happily at your alcohol, you feel bored.

So what do you do?

Grab something to eat.

Something handy.

Something small.

Something in big amounts.

Like popcorn.

Or salted peanuts. (Yeah, no such thing as popcorn in bars I think. What? You think got free show? Even cinema free shows also need to buy your own popcorn leh)

Which contain lots of salt. (Duh)

Which makes you more thirsty.

Which makes you order more alcohol.

Which..well you know.

Additionally, notice how people who go to bars/discos/clubs/pubs tend to gyrate and dance? And gyrating people tend to produce more heat and the body counteracts this by...yes, you're right..sweating!

Which dehydrates you more.

And you know what.

In addition, think about the ambience. Nope, not the colors or deco. The ambient temperature. =p

It's never cold yeah? Until it's time to leave. Which means you get your metabolism rate and sweating up to a nice and fast rate.

Meaning more dehydration.

And..yada yada yada

So, in conclusion, it's a positive feedback loop. Yes, like what you learn in biology. Or medicine. Or physics electronics.

And the only thing to stop that is basically either:
a) They turn down the heat and cool you down.
b) You get so drunk that you get "escorted" out by the bouncers.
c) You get even more drunk than that and you faint.
d) You get so unimaginably drunk that you faint and need to get your stomach pumped to prevent further damage to your liver and all other cells within you.

All of which would most likely get you hungover.

That is, if you've not yet given up the ghost, so to speak.

And if you have not, there's always another weekend all over again.

Positive Feedback Part 1

You treat me so good.

You were with me through thick and thin.

You really know where to start fixing my broken heart.

Your emotional tools can cure any fool (particularly this one).

I'm so sorry for putting you through so much.

Even though you say you are willing to, it breaks my heart for burdening you so.

Which could and most likely will lead to you fixing my broken heart.

And so the cycle continues...

John Mayer

Yup, you know the guy.

Concert's on at Vodafone Stadium, 7th April.

2 tickets left.

Premium seats got through fan club.

Get it while it's still hot!

Doggy Style!

Incredibly natural dog faces! Makes you think twice when it comes to doggy style. o.0

Chapter XVII, or, Ye Art of Transmuteing Ye Olde Man Into Ye Beaste

Starting to slack..and get fat..

Could it be the pork I ate?

"You are, after all, what you eat. Notice here that if you eat a diet high in pork fat, the hydrophobic tails of the cell membrane are replaced with pork fatty acid tails instead?"

Congratulations!

Straight As! Haha, if this progresses onwards I think I can extrapolate straight As all the way till university for the youngest.

Congratulations again..

比永远还要久 (Longer Than Eternity)

我无法把月亮摘给你
(I can't pluck the moon for you)
还在夜空挂满星星
(Or hang the sky full of stars)
我无法随时让雨停
(I can't stop the rain at will)
叫天日日都放晴
(Or make the days sunny for all time)

我不能买下所有的花
(I can't buy all the flowers)
布满房间变成神话
(And put them all into a room and making it legendary)
不能任意带你走
(I can't bring you away at will)
飞到海角和天涯
(And fly to the corners of the Earth)

可是你会永远有我
(But you'll always have me)
月亮纵使寂寞星星也会掉落
(The moon will still be lonely and the stars will drop one day)
花会枯萎神话没有人见过
(Flowers will fade and no one has ever seen a legend)
爱在记忆里往前走
(But love will go on in our memories)
会比永远还要久
(And they will last longer than eternity)
会比永远还要久
(And they will last longer than eternity)

庾澄慶
(Harlem Yu)

午夜公路 (Midnight Expressway)

亲爱的你呀 在我身边沉沉的睡着
(Lovely you, sleeping deeply by my side)
夜越来越深 星光下 你安静的像只猫儿
(The night grows old, and under the starlight you are quiet like the cat)
相信着我呀 不管会带你到何方
(Believe me, no matter where I bring you)
纯真的你从没有怀疑 依偎着我在公路前行
(Innocent you has never doubted, walking arm in arm with me along the road)
街灯划过黑暗的夜里 车窗外的路流走
(The street lamps arc across the night, and the road slips by outside the car window)
月光照着前方的路程 呼吸是唯一的声音
(The moonlight illuminates the path forward, and the only sound is the sound of breathing)

午夜公路象梦的延续
(The midnight expressway is like the continuation of a dream)
亲爱的你就在我身边
(Lovely you are at my side)
这一瞬间化成了永恒
(And this moment in time turns into an eternity)
象一场不会醒的梦
(Like a never-ending dream)

点一阵烟啊 烟雾弥漫在夜色里
(I light up, and the smoke wafts through the night)
看流星闪耀着天际 你的气息围绕在车厢里
(Looking at a shooting star that falls into the horizon, your breath fills the car)
街灯划过黑暗的夜里 车窗外的路流走
(The street lamps arc across the night, and the road slips by outside the car window)
月光照着前方的路程 呼吸是唯一的声音
(The moonlight illuminates the path forward, and the only sound is the sound of breathing)

午夜公路象梦的延续
(The midnight expressway is like the continuation of a dream)
亲爱的你就在我身边
(Lovely you are at my side)
这一瞬间化成了永恒
(And this moment in time turns into an eternity)
象一场不会醒的梦
(Like a never-ending dream)
......woo......

庾澄慶
(Harlem Yu)

With the exception of the cigarettes, doesn't this whole scene feel great? Lovely song..

PS. Never knew till now that Harlem's the guy who created the theme of Meteor Garden Qing Fei De Yi (情非得已) LOL! Mandarin/canto-pop knowledge needs brushing up. =p

nick

Could someone enlighten me on what is:

[c=x] nick [/c]

where x is a seemingly random number, and nick is the msn nickname.



"Nick? What does that mean?

Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."

Top Secret

F1 and Ferrari event.. (and potluck preamble)

What's better than a Ferrari?

Nope, the answer is not Lamborghini or Martini..

It's many Ferraris! =p

And who says you can't drift in an F1 car?

But yeah, it just finished raining twice..

Shall upload some pictures of potluck if and when i get some pics from the people who actually had the chance to take pictures. Phone ran out of battery just as I finished cooking. Lolz..

What is the opposite of "Wired"?

Unwired.

So far so good.

Why we need God

Why?

Isn't the question supposed to be whether instead of why?

Well, no. I'm firmly believing, with faith, that it is why rather than whether. And all those rational atheists can come up with all their arguments that there is no God/no need for God but I choose not to believe that they are right. Simply because of faith. I know it's totally illogical from a "rational" person's viewpoint, but I also believe that we do not know nor comprehend all things (which only God does) so don't expect me to come up with an inpenetrable answer to that.

Anyway.

Why?

Because of all the blessings in our lives.
Because although we want to, we will never be able to always be there for the ones we love. Things just get in between. Distance. Death. You know the rest..
Because we can ask things in His name and they will come true if it's good for us. Things like taking care of our loved ones in our stead when we can't be there for them.
Because we are made so. Whether we admit it or not, or choose to.

ta dah!

Happy 1st (monthly) anniversary! lolz..