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DRABCD

I'm a certified 1st aider! Yay!

So anybody who has cardiac arrest within this coming year please come find me..I get training, you get..your life? Possibly. Maybe. If I still remember what to do.

Lol..

Siao Liao!

Wah, so no link one all the posts here!

You Know What They Say..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Guess I'll have to hurry up and enjoy those Fuji apples before I graduate.

Bo Liao Post of the Day

I love my new hp wallpaper!

Very nice!

Perfect Day is playing now. By Stephanie Sun. Been like decades since I last heard her!

I am very the bo liao now.

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Love.

You love somebody for who he or she is.

Not for their traits or virtues. Those are bonuses.

Parents.

Siblings.

Lovers.

Children.

They are the same. It's like first aid in St. John - no matter what the circumstances, the procedure is the same..DRABCD.

So no matter who they are, the principle is the same.

Love one another as yourself. Love them for who they are.

And you complete me.

Why?

Why?

The ever recurring question of humans.

Indeed, why?

Why me?

Why did this happen to me?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why did you accept me?

Why am I so blessed?

I know not the answers to those questions.

But still, I am grateful.

Thank you. =)

S2

People say love is hard.

They say it causes so much hurt, so much pain.

That it curbs your freedom.

Why have a lover?

Why torture yourself and get into a long distance relationship?

Why limit yourself to one person only while there are so many others?

Hah!

Don't they see that those "hardships" are just pesky little annoyances that help to strengthen our bond?

Don't they ever realise the many joys that love entails?

Don't they know that "freedom" is meaningless if this existence is to be faced alone with no one to share it with?

A lover loves.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

Joys and memories shared with that one special person intensifies it all.

And most importantly, like the sun in the sky, the cycle of life and the sudden freak changes of weather in Melbourne,

loving you comes naturally.

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? A Partially Scientific Explanation

This is just a funny email I received from [mi-mo-sa] and is not meant to ridicule any religion. Read it with an open mind and enjoy a good laugh from all that rubbish that is written. =)



If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs Heat)?" what would you answer? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one of the student was so "profound" that the porfessor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is if course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student. however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. (Ed: Assuming souls have mass. Which I think there isn't, but that's another metaphysical argument for another day.) I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of such religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number if souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives 2 possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the Temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is
not accepting any more souls and is therefore, exinct......leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"oh my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Hot-a Hoochie Mama~!

When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar.

When is autumn not autumn?

When it feels like summer.

When is Christmas really Christmas?

When it happens in your heart.

When will these bo liao questions end?

Now.

Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum!

Me no dum dum?

Me dum dum!

Btw what's that symphony again? Beethoven? Mozart? dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum!

TST..ouch!

From observations and numerous personal trials and tribulations ( lol! ) it has come to light that there are at least two kinds of nurses.

The gentle ones.

And the rough ones.

I wonder if the Mantoux test inflammed area actually underwent much more inflammation from all that skewering from the pen. Yes, like somebody once said in cantonese, "neh, ko ko chap ge yeh."

Anyway, thank God I'm TB free! No more jabs! Except maybe a jab or two coupled with a left hook and right uppercut, followed by a side kick......

Cloths of Heaven for an Angel

He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

Of night and light and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams.

W. B. Yeats

Positive Feedback Part 3

You love me.

Making me love you more.

Which makes you love me more.

Which makes you ever more lovable.

Which goes on and on and on forever.

Wonderful! =)

Positive Feedback Part 2

This is something mentioned by Mr Nicolantonio from Unimelb. Roughly..with a few things added in..

So basically you go to a bar during the weekend.

And you drink.

Not water la, ethanol!

So what does ethanol do to you? It acts as a central nervous depressant.

So what does this mean? Well..

You lose your inhibitions, including social norms and moral values. Or your drinking partner loses hers. Whatever. Not important. (What? Not everybody is a sex fiend..hehe..)

You secrete less of ADH, the hormone that allows you to regain some lost water from the kidneys.

This makes your bladder fill up fast.

Real fast.

So fast that you keep going to the loo/toilet/johns.

So much so that you become dehydrated from all that water loss.

So you think of getting something cool to drink.

Which is, in a bar, more chilled alcohol.

Which further adds to this vicious cycle.

End of story...or is it? Let's consider other things to add to the complexity of this since we are all bo liao inquisitive people. =p

While you're chugging away happily at your alcohol, you feel bored.

So what do you do?

Grab something to eat.

Something handy.

Something small.

Something in big amounts.

Like popcorn.

Or salted peanuts. (Yeah, no such thing as popcorn in bars I think. What? You think got free show? Even cinema free shows also need to buy your own popcorn leh)

Which contain lots of salt. (Duh)

Which makes you more thirsty.

Which makes you order more alcohol.

Which..well you know.

Additionally, notice how people who go to bars/discos/clubs/pubs tend to gyrate and dance? And gyrating people tend to produce more heat and the body counteracts this by...yes, you're right..sweating!

Which dehydrates you more.

And you know what.

In addition, think about the ambience. Nope, not the colors or deco. The ambient temperature. =p

It's never cold yeah? Until it's time to leave. Which means you get your metabolism rate and sweating up to a nice and fast rate.

Meaning more dehydration.

And..yada yada yada

So, in conclusion, it's a positive feedback loop. Yes, like what you learn in biology. Or medicine. Or physics electronics.

And the only thing to stop that is basically either:
a) They turn down the heat and cool you down.
b) You get so drunk that you get "escorted" out by the bouncers.
c) You get even more drunk than that and you faint.
d) You get so unimaginably drunk that you faint and need to get your stomach pumped to prevent further damage to your liver and all other cells within you.

All of which would most likely get you hungover.

That is, if you've not yet given up the ghost, so to speak.

And if you have not, there's always another weekend all over again.

Positive Feedback Part 1

You treat me so good.

You were with me through thick and thin.

You really know where to start fixing my broken heart.

Your emotional tools can cure any fool (particularly this one).

I'm so sorry for putting you through so much.

Even though you say you are willing to, it breaks my heart for burdening you so.

Which could and most likely will lead to you fixing my broken heart.

And so the cycle continues...

John Mayer

Yup, you know the guy.

Concert's on at Vodafone Stadium, 7th April.

2 tickets left.

Premium seats got through fan club.

Get it while it's still hot!

Doggy Style!

Incredibly natural dog faces! Makes you think twice when it comes to doggy style. o.0

Chapter XVII, or, Ye Art of Transmuteing Ye Olde Man Into Ye Beaste

Starting to slack..and get fat..

Could it be the pork I ate?

"You are, after all, what you eat. Notice here that if you eat a diet high in pork fat, the hydrophobic tails of the cell membrane are replaced with pork fatty acid tails instead?"

Congratulations!

Straight As! Haha, if this progresses onwards I think I can extrapolate straight As all the way till university for the youngest.

Congratulations again..