The Joke That Which We Shall Not Use

"Hi honey!" Eve called out.

Not realising that this would be the last day of his life, Adam replied, "Happy Valentine's Day Eve! Or was that Happy Valentine's Day, Eve?!"

Ironic

Have you ever picked up a pirated disc, be it a song or a movie, and looked at the small print? The part which warns that unauthorized copying or distributing of the said media is unlawful? Now that's irony.